Payton

He's still funny! I FINALLY remembered a few from the last few days that I have to write down!

He was watching tv and there was a song on (I don't remember the song but I think it was a Kidz Bop commercial...) and all of a sudden he said:

P: Mom, that song is hi-dee-us!
M: (kinda off guard) huh? What did you just say?
P: I SAID, that song is HI-DEE-US! (hideous)

I just started laughing. How do you not? And, WHERE did he get that from?! We never even use that word!

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Last night after dinner he was trying to get into my lap. I had reached around his little butt and felt his pants wet. Here's our convo:

M: Oh Payton... Mommy would LOVE to hold you but your pants are wet! Go into the potty.
P: My pants are wet from water!
M: From water? (it's obvious they weren't....) Did your cup spill?
P: No, my cup didn't spill! It's just water!
M: If your cup didn't spill, how did it get there?
P: It's water from my pee-pee. It's not pee. It's just water.

Nice.